for da monKEYS!!!!!

oh the monkey bars, how i love thee

i'm doin' it!!!!

this is sooooo much fun!!

ready for my dismount?

riley's world

the slide

coolio

yay!  i can get on the internet!  so, now i'm not so sure that i want to teach this sex ed class. i have to say testes & vagina.  i can't say that without laughing.  grrrrreat.  i went to bed fairly early last night and i am still so frickin' tired.

here's my day:
1º, 2º, 4º, 5º : give tests to MS health classes

3º: free period-- chillax

6º: 7th grade recess duty.  hahaha duty.  then lunch

7º: HS health class- - sex ed!!!!

8º: HS Gym: Life Fitness class.  they are playing basketball.  hopefully.

then i get to go home, hopefully take a nap, but i probably won't then go to jimmy's home opener.

i can't stop yawning....

okey doke.

well the candy has completely settled in.  i have hit the wall!  and i have to get up at the ass crack of dawn to teach sex ed to the high school students tomo.  it's only about 745pm and i could already pass out in bed.  jimmy's first home game is tomo, i hope i'm not too tired to go to it.

:/  nighty night.

xoxo,
thb

alrighty. pretzels are out. let's go to the park

molly telling us about what the Easter Bunny does...

at the fd

this is great! i love vacation photos!

a sunny day out with the girls

wtf

so i need a new phone, bc i accidently put mine in a cup of beer last year.  i got it to work, sort of.  there are a few buttons that do not work: 1, 2, 3, q, w, z.  but other than that it's fine.  it also has a crappy battery life.   so i went to look at the verizon phones and they all require an extra data package a month.  AYFKM!?!?!  so on top of the price being stupid, now we have to pay an extra $10-$20 bucks, too?  i don't frickin' think so!  so i'm looking at the two phones that don't require the data pkg.  the LG Cosmos  & the Samsung Intensity.  they seem to have everything i want/need.  which is basically just the QWERTY keyboard.  i'm a textaholic.  so i'm all excited bc i have been waiting since last july or august to get a new phone.  NEWSFLASH  neither of these two phones has a video camera!  well shit.  that is dumb.  i'm pissed.  verizon, you can kiss my ass!  you effing thief!!!!  

i mean i guess i really don't need a video camera on my phone.  but how the fuck am i supposed to send trust falls to people or receive funny videos from ppl?  DAMNIT!

baby julia

i went to robbie & sarah's for dinner last night and got to meet their new baby, julia.

she is so tiny!  looks like a little peanut!!!  

their son james made devon, jake & i some food on his play grill just like his daddy.  he was so cute!!

i love cookouts.  

well, i'm going to enjoy this sun some more, while i can.  i have to work monday, and teach the kids sex ed. so i need all the relaxing i can get. haha

ritas & kinis

rita's & kini's!!!!!!

yay!  it was 80º out yesterday!  and so far today seems great, too!!


but i think i need to put spf on.  this really isn't good for me.  :/


  The boylan's, robbie, and chris all stopped over to enjoy the new "backyard."  my mom calls it the courtyard, i like that.  haha. so anyway, i got to enjoy some margaritas, friends, and the sun!  i'd say yesterday was a great day!  wish jimmy was here!

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

wow!   well first of all, i'd just like to say, that mike and i had a great time wed!  duh.  my head hurts from laughing so hard.

secondly, i am NOT one to spend a lot of money.  well,  i put $717 on my credit card at the outlets!!!!!!!  omfg!   there goes my whole paycheck!  i did however buy 2 xmas gifts and 1 easter gift.  as well as stuff for jimmy.   so it's not like i spent it ALL on me.    :/   that makes it better. justified.  i still can't believe it.  i will not spend money for a long time.  (i hope.)

i'm freakin' out....kinda.   i DID get a lot of great things!!!   :)


p.s. i just saw a piece of paper that i had sitting on my desk it says, "That reminds me. There was a midget at the zoo."    HAHAHAHAHA  i wish i knew why i wrote that.  like what did it have to do with?

saw this on the way to ikea. always makes me laugh. bc i'm really mature.

oh gawd.  just think, i would have spent that much money for my myrtle beach trip.  this way, i spent that money on stuff i can enjoy for a long time, not just one week.  :)   justified.  for sure.

myrtle myrtle

well i'm glad i decided not to go to myrtle beach, bc of the weather.  it really isn't warm enough to sit on the beach.  it is however, warmer there than here.  but at least here, i got to go to a waterpark.  haha.

time to go get a "tan"

the boylan princesses

their royal highnesses:

molly kathryn & riley emma

photo taken by cb

photo stolen by me

yessssss

well i'm so glad i ended up not giving a $h!t how i looked in a bikini, bc mike and i had a blasty blast at Kalahari!

There was one ride that i was soooo afraid to go on.  the  Tanzanian Twister.  you go down this skinny body slide that shoots you out to a "toilet bowl" like a giant turd. and you swirl around it until you fall thru this hole into a 6'5" mini pool. the shooting and swirling look awesome, but falling into that deep of water with heavy water pouring down on you so it's hard to get up out of the water!!!  AYFKM!?  well we had to try it. duh.

it was really funny to stand at the top and see the ppl go down.  almost everyone landed differently.  the first time mike went down he landed on his head and said that it hurt.  the second time, he was about to land on his head but he scooted his way out.

i did the same landing both times.  went around the bowl fast, then started slowing as i got to the opening and BAMM!  shoulders first.  after you land in the pool, you also have no clue which way your facing!  i had my eyes open the whole time i was swirling and still always ended up facing the wrong way.  AHHH so scary!  you have to try!  love it!

then there was a ride called the Zip Coaster.  looks like a lot of fun...it jerked you around so hard, my back was in so much pain after 5 seconds on it.

there were so many funny things that happened!  my abs got a great work out from laughing so hard, and my legs from climbing the steps.  good times.  good times.  and the drive was super quick.  UNLIKE the next trip to Jeffersonville Outlets.  it's like 3 hours.  ugh....


oh yeah.  while we were driving thru the parking lot someone almost drove right into my car.  they didn't even stop to see if a car was coming!!!!  turns out it was one of the asshole FRESHMEN that i teach!  pretty sure 14 is not the legal driving age in ohio.  i would have beat the shit out of him if he hit my car.  but how ironic would it be that we drove all the way out there and got into a fender bender with someone from our town.  hahaha.   fucker.

next trip

trip #2.   alrighty, the next trip is a day at Kalahari.  Should be a good time.  I'm just really not looking forward to getting into a bathing suit.  but i'm not going to know anyone there, so i will get over it.  right?  probably wrong-o.

it will be a lot of fun though.  :)

so...

i sent out a pic to a few people of my "haircut"  and only 1 or 2 said cut it.  and last night i showed the peeps i was with and they all freaked and said don't.  one guy said he doesn't "understand why girls cut their hair short, don't they realize how sexy long hair is?"  hmm.  no, i guess we don't.  haha.

so i wore my hair like that to work on friday.  (basically, the front is shorter, and when ya pull the rest back and let the front hang down, it looks like i have the haircut that i want)   and when i walked in, two girls said, "OMG i love your haircut!"  then they saw that i just pulled it back. haha fooled you!  and one of my friends saw it and said, "i can't believe you cut your hair."  she was disappointed.  haha.  then i showed her and she was like whew! don't.

ha.

ok, so i guess i won't, and when i'm feeling like having short hair, i will just do that trick.  OR! i could just cut it and save the cut pieces and tape them in when i want long hair.  ew.

also, yesterday, i almost bought a puppy!!!   soooo cute.  would grow to be about the same size as daisy. but, i really can't deal having two dogs.  i wish i could though!!!!!!!!  he wanted out of there so badly!  i just read that Shiba Inus should be on a leash at all times and have no regard for motor vehicle traffic.  so maybe not the best dog for where i live.  BUT SOOOOOOO ADORABLE!!!!

popcorn museum

so there is a popcorn museum in ohio.  and i do love popcorn, so i thought i'd check it out.

the Wyandot Popcorn Museum.

group rates are $3/person.  what exactly do they consider as a group?  haha 4 or more?  anyway. their website has videos.  jimmy & i checked out the Child Orientated one (bc we are kids at heart.)

Pros                              
*popcorn (might be free to taste)
*Humor (mild)
*experience
*learn stuff
*popcorn fight

Cons
*clowns
*stilted people
*circus music
*mascots (giant ear of corn)
*not up-to-date
*they don't approve of the "brain" shaped popcorn, which incidentally is my favorite
*boring tour guide (reminds me of Georgia-yikes)
*free popcorn is off of the floor


needless to say, i will not be visiting the Popcorn Museum.