wtf

so i need a new phone, bc i accidently put mine in a cup of beer last year.  i got it to work, sort of.  there are a few buttons that do not work: 1, 2, 3, q, w, z.  but other than that it's fine.  it also has a crappy battery life.   so i went to look at the verizon phones and they all require an extra data package a month.  AYFKM!?!?!  so on top of the price being stupid, now we have to pay an extra $10-$20 bucks, too?  i don't frickin' think so!  so i'm looking at the two phones that don't require the data pkg.  the LG Cosmos  & the Samsung Intensity.  they seem to have everything i want/need.  which is basically just the QWERTY keyboard.  i'm a textaholic.  so i'm all excited bc i have been waiting since last july or august to get a new phone.  NEWSFLASH  neither of these two phones has a video camera!  well shit.  that is dumb.  i'm pissed.  verizon, you can kiss my ass!  you effing thief!!!!  

i mean i guess i really don't need a video camera on my phone.  but how the fuck am i supposed to send trust falls to people or receive funny videos from ppl?  DAMNIT!