for those of you who live under a rock... (i'm just playin'.) check out the Texts From Last Night webpage. it has funny and gross stuff on it. usually people submit texts that they receive from their drunk friends. well here are 2 texts from me, which i and the receivers thought were silly.
*ok jimmy and i were talking about cooper (our kitty cat)i don't like him on my bed bc he sheds........
- - "he thinks if he lays at the VERY edge of the bed i won't know he's there. Uh...that's why i put a bell on you!"
*telling kristy what i'm wearing to the sex toy party.....
- - "i'm wearing jeans and a blouse. did i just say blouse? what am i 80 years old? i mean..i'm wearing a nicer top. and my name is Blanche."
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