...to be jolly

so i was driving yesterday and kinda slippin' & slidin'. i figured i better put my snow tires on. but then this morning i woke up and realized it hasn't snowed since yesterday morning. so in my book, it's done. and i'm kind of upset about that. why the hell do i live in cleveland??? i feel like we are being gypped.

Where is all of the damn snow?!?!?! how the eff am i supposed to break something going down a sledding hill if there is no snow?? lame-o.

i just figure- - if it's gonna be ABSOLUTELY freezing out- it might as well be snowing.