awesome quotes from the weekend:
"you could've witnessed the...feast!"- mikey about diva eating gidget (our breakfast table banter)
"ding dong gidget's gone."- kim(in the tune of ding dong the witch is dead)
"they always expect me to co.......me."-sue (about ppl looking at her while driving)
"that's not a dog. it's a ladybug."- me(no dogs allowed. we brought daisy. went to target. thought about getting a costume for her)
"where's the keys?"- me & jimmy drunk after coming home from the bars. he was sitting on them
our imaginary friend at perkins. he'll foot the bill
"there's sticky stuff on my pants"- dont remember who said that HAHA
"i actually like the smell of gas"-mike (at the BP station)
"good bc i just farted."- kim
"what a retard!"- sue about stephanie the hotel lady. she heard her say it, too
"do your grinch impersonation."-sue to me
"no.no. that looks like that dr. suess character."-dave
"the grinch?"-me
"yeah."-dave
"yeah that's what it was."-me
"oh i thought she said French impersonation."-dave
"target clothes aren't classy."-mari
"like walmart."-sue
jimmy.reception.bathroom.
"don't look so bored. GOD!" -some drunk weiner at the jw. which btw, none of us were bored. it was 2AM we were hosed! hahaha
chris' amazing dance moves
HAHAHA!!! i think i built my 6-pack back up from laughing so hard that weekend.
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3 comments:
your keys incident is like me on friday drunk, i was asking everyone where my phone was.
annnnnnnnnnnd i was on it. haha
that's awesome! i have sone that SOOO many times with my phone & camera! looking ALL over for them, when they are tucked nicely into my back pocket! happened at least 3 times in one night.
Yeah- well at least you dont forget your keys/cell phone/pager/ipod EVERYWHERE you go. I hate my brain
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