5.16.2010

oh btw

oh yeah so i have decided to keep the 4.25" heel shoes. they are what the bride picked out and they are what the bride is gonna get! hehe.

i put them on today and they are magical! every time i put them on they make me feel so sexy. even though i am 6 feet tall when i wear them, i feel amazing! haha. so fuck it. i'm keeping them and i am going to wear them proudly (at the wedding AND going out on dates).

hmm. so that's that.

so it begins....

alrighty. today was the first bridal shower of the year. i think i am the only corny person i know, bc i like showers. bridal & baby. i wish they weren't as long, but i like the gist behind them. i ALSO LOVE games! idk why. maybe it's the competitive person in me. i doesn't matter. but i really do like the stupid cheesy games. haha

this week is jammed packed full with stuff:

physical therapy
gym
mall
vb camp (2 days)
dress alterations
sub 2nd grade
bachelorette party
vb game (which i am going to miss-but that is totally fine!)
sub high school Biology
vb tourney
party at a friends then going downtown AGAIN for another girls night
and finishing off the week with another bridal shower which i might have to leave early for bc i'm in a kickball tourney benefit



whew. so i may not be able to update the good ole blog for a week. but i will definitely try to get a word in. and try to get a "g" picture

f is for....

....flower

5.13.2010

hahaha

haha. seriously...am i the only one who see the resemblance?


e is for....


...epic failure

i forgot to take a photo and blog it yesterday. but hey! this worked out well. haha

5.12.2010

wth

i went online to see if i could find some coupons for Kashi Go Lean Crunch cereal. i think it is really good and healthy until i came across a website saying that a bunch of people were getting sick from eating it. that there is hidden MSG in it! ew! i just read comment after comment about how bad it made people sick. and apparently the sugar level is really high as well. now i feel a little queasy. haha well wtf?! there goes that idea.


p.s. i felt a big rumble this morning. figured it was thunder bc the weather is f-ing LAME. turns out it was a house explosion. whoa. i hope no one got hurt.

one of my goals today is to upload an "e" photo!!!!!!! let's see if i achieve that goal......

5.11.2010

what the hell is up with this weather?

funny stuff


yes....this is why i don't like winnie the pooh

white trash adults ruined it for me
haha and this is just gross.

p.s. i didnt forget about my ABC photos. im just really busy & when i do sit down i dont feel like uploading pix

5.07.2010

chelsea lately

i was watching Chelsea Lately and they brought up the Hasselbeck/Andrews ordeal. i think the whole thing is funny, and apparently so does the staff at CL.

brad wollack was saying that it was a funny comment that hasselbeck made. and that he can't stand how andrews thinks that she is the ONLY person to ever be stalked. haha

then chelsea was making fun of hasselbeck. she showed the clip:

hasselbeck said, "grace, mommy hurt someone's feelings today." then chelsea says how she hates, "when ppl say 'mommy did this...' you don't hear me saying to Chunk, 'chelsea wants you to stop chewing on my shoe.'" - i TOTALLY agree. i can't stand when ppl talk about themselves in the 3rd person. or to their kids and say "mommy blah blah blah." the kid knows that you are its frickin' mother! (well, most of the time) or the "playdate" that HAS to frickin' go. whoever started that lame ass phrase should be punched in the balls. (or ovaries, depending on who did it).

oh in my Core class the other day, the instructor would tell us to do a certain move and then after she would say, "yes?" --like-- do ya'll get it? i laughed every time she said it. random...

haha. i'll come up with more lame-o words or phrases...do you have any that really annoy you?

sonofabitch

they are talking about canceling One Tree Hill & the new Melrose Place!

Happy May Birthdays

Happy Birthday to:

michelle
alethea
chuck
beth
jerome
courtney
gidget
karen
caed
whitney

Happy Anniversary to:
scott & karen
scott & whitney

what a beeeeyotch

so my crazy neighbor, Utah, decided to plant a forsythia right next to my new Japanese maple, so she doesn't have to see my air conditioning unit. (which by the way is brand new and nice looking- for an ac unit) will she ever give it up?

i don't know if i ever mentioned her on this blog, but she is seriously psychotic. she is always scraping up against our house back there "pulling weeds." the last incident was her edging one of the "beds" back there and she cut through Daisy's invisible fence wire. so she just threw the wire against the house and tried to cover it up. i live on a main street. if my dog went out after a squirrel...roadkill. what a fucking bitch! this was literally the 4th time we have said something to her. and she STILL doesn't see it as a problem. it honestly doesn't even look bad back there. her "flower beds" haven't been tended to in years and i don't say anything. i just look at them and think, "wow, if she spent less time worrying about our yard, hers would look better."

i actually have a neighborhood watch on her. oh and another neighbor caught her peeking into another neighbors house. WHO DOES THAT?!?!! she is sooooo weird.



on a happier note i subbed for pre-school and 2nd grade today. pre-school aged kids are NOT my thing. 2nd grade is cool though. they even made me a ton of stuff to take home. :) actually there were only 3 kids in PS who were really annoying, so maybe it's just that those kids are not fun. i would be embarrassed if my kids acted the way they do. oh god. i really hope my kids don't turn out like that. hahaha.

time to get my drink on.

go cavs.

5.05.2010

omg! they're porta-potty racing!!!!


this was really funny. ppl even threw folding chairs at them.

more porta-racing

a bunch of drunks singing....

can't get enough of these...


i wanted to do this soooo badly. but then i saw that they were getting arrested, so i guess it's a good thing i didn't. haha

the actual Kentucky Derby Race

look! LOOK! the sun is coming out
2 min b4 the race started.

the horses turning their last turn to the finish line


it's like we were stuck in a dark bubble all day....



barely able to open our eyes bc of the "bubble" and then going into the sun.

actually my camera was just effed up and would open all the way


boom! there it is!!!

we certainly benefited by where we parked and how quickly we were able to get outta there. ppl who took taxis to either their car or hotel had to wait like 45 min. then sit in traffic.


uh oh. behave ourselves. pretend to be sober


d.runk at the derby

there's those Lilies again.
things are getting a little hazy and it isnt even 6pm yet.

speaking of hazy  
how is this even happening? 
am i so drunk that it looks like that guy is floating?





this guy was so funny

jimmy told him that he looked like someone, but i forget who and the guy was so drunk that he was like, "yeah."


kentucky derby muddy infield


and the mud begins....

porta-potty racing

mud pit

mudslides and beer

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