Happy 30th Kimbutt!

So I was thinking, wow!  Kim is only a year younger than me!  That's crazy.  Then I really started to think about it and I asked Jimmy how old I was.  OMG.  I legitimately did NOT know how old I was.  I thought I was 31.  If I had to bet money on it, I would have said I was 31.  How do I not know my own age!?!



Last week I went snowboarding.  We had to put down our age to rent the boards.  I was going to write 30 as a {Ha, I'm just kidding}.  But I thought that was dumb so I wrote down my real age......31.  

Then I wanted to prove to Jimmy my age.  So I busted out my TI-82.  "2014, bc I haven't had my birthday yet this year.  Minus 1982...*punch*punch*punch*compute*     equals.....oh shit.  32."


I'm 32.


How the hell, did I not know that?   Then I realized, I didn't want to celebrate my last birthday.  In fact, I don't think we did {strictly under my orders}.  So TECHNICALLY, I never had one.  So in all reality, if so, facto, I am still 31.

According to the old laws of birthdays, if you don't celebrate it, it never happened.  You are still the age of the last one that was recognized.  HA!