g.o.t.m.

OMG!

ya know what really stains my carpet!?!?!

wtf is with society today? why is EVERYONE and EVERYTHING fake? it's really pathetic and kind of embarrassing. it ranges from fake body parts even down to fake personalities. and the really sad part is when you find out that one of your friends is a total fake! ew!

i got a new victoria's secret catalogue in the mail. i was looking thru it for something super awesome and i noticed that one of the model's lower half looked like a cartoon. hmm...that's strange. i know they airbrush, but whoever did that picture really sucks at their job! this intrigued me.

i began looking thru the catalogue as a photographer. i was astounded! they all do a REALLY crappy job at airbrushing! yeah they get rid of the bad stuff, but they leave the picture looking totally wrong. they airbrush a part, then blur it. ok if you are shooting hips straight on, and they are not turned at all, if one part of them is in focus....the WHOLE part should actually be in focus!

that is just embarrassing. lucky for them, the average eye won't notice. so anyway! if you are feeling down about how you look, check out a vs catalogue (i know it sounds counteractive) it works. they are soooo fake! as a wise man once said, "i could be a model, or a singer, or go take steroids and be a professional athlete!" honestly, he is right. anybody can do that now!

oh and p.s. i wanted to update my blog with pix, but it is moving sooooo frickin' slow.