* i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense.
* we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldn't get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
* that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
* i'm partying with a unicorn. you don't even KNOW...
*all i want to do is slam 38 beers, eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in a taco bell parking lot.
* i get free beer, too. it's called a vagina & it's accepted everywhere- like visa.
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