quaterback challenge

kristi
kristy

mikey

chris

scott

jimmy

kim

joe

tom & barb bring "water"

tom kickin' some field goals

PENIS!

the gang!

scott, jimmy, joe, tom, mikey, kristy, chris

kristi & kim

barb

some super bowl creativity...

scott's fashion show

(uh..not creative)

our half time show/game

guess the diabetic's sugar level haha

drink!

kim & joe's new puppy

she kinda reminds me of daisy when she was a puppy

coopin' in the snow

cooper

he's so cute
wrestling in the snow

the bitch slap.

devil eyes

HAHAHAHA

got this from cleveland's a plum.

hehe...

ha! i'm such a brat.

i got a phone call for "kristin"

i said, "oh i think you have the wrong number."

she said,"oh i'm sorry is this kristine?"

"kristine? yes."

stupid ass. can't you f*cking read?

oooommmmgggg

i can't stand it when girls talk in their normal (sorta low) voices AND THEN when a guy (or their significant other) walks in they talk like little babies (higher pitched voices)



GUYS.DO.NOT.FIND.THAT.ATTRACTIVE.

& you sound like an idiot!

HAPPY BIRTHDAYS!!!!

Happy Birthday!!!

december:

adam

michelle

chris

ericka

molly

jim IV

january:

matt

kim

february:

mari

ron jr.

scott

jenny

nicolas

alex

harry jr.

happy anniversary:

bill & joan

jim III & carolyn

the land of misfit dog toys

remember this guy?
yeah...that's all that's left of him

here's a glimpse of some parts of old chew toys

i should sew them all together and make this kind of animal!

hehe.

cooper

*wink~*~ wink*

hey look what i found

my college senior art exhibitthat's me in the pink!here's one of my paintings.

it was a rothko colored sunglasses project
there's me in front of 2 of my photographs.
uh...nice hair.
hard to believe that was 5 years ago!

countdown to collie- i mean COLT's & the super bowl

alrighty! i was so pissed when the eagles got rid of hank baskett & took michael vick! seriously, that is just bullshit.

so now, i'm extremely happy that payback's a bitch sometimes bc hank baskett is on the Colts and guess who is in the super bowl and who is not....hehe.

good for you! not that i have ANYTHING against the Saints. and i wouldn't care either way who won the super bowl. but with austin & hank on the colts- - it's kinda hard for me not to root for them.

*we are playing some pick-up football before the super bowl. should be interesting again since there is snow on the field. not as much as last year, but still. i wish i had someone to take pictures or video, so i could blog it. so i guess we'll just have to do with me writing abou tit. haha i seriously just wrote that & i'm not gonna backspace & correct.

started my "this ain't no bean soup...it's goddamn chili" chili, so it's gonna be fantastic!

can't wait!!!

holy shit!

my "little" bro dunked in a game the other day!!!

read more...he was interviewed

wapsla?

so my sister's purse got stolen. she had EVERYTHING in it!!

so the dumb bitch who stole it first used the card that night at.....drum roll......


ihop!

seriously? who does that?!?!?!

then she used it at Sam's Club! hmm.... first of all, don't you need a membership there? and don't they swipe your membership BEFORE you pay? the answers are yes to both. so can't they track the f*cking numbers together!?!?!

then the loser ass bitch went to K-Fart! why would someone steal a person's money and spend it at k-mart? i'm not stuck up-but i would think one would go to a high-end place (like..... target) haha kidding.

so she called the po-po station AGAIN! and they haven't put a detective on it yet. AYFKM!?!? cops suck.

ugh! if they find this bitch- she better watch out. these 2 sisters will indeed kick her ass!!!!

still lost

alrighty!

after watching the 2 hour premiere of Lost- guess who is still lost & confused.....this gal!

wtf? i hope they don't "answer" a few questions and then end it with the same damn big question that we all wonder and then make us see "Lost: The Movie"

ARGGGHHHH!!!

cool

i dunno if any of you watched the grammys. i usually don't, but something told me i should. and i'm glad i did. every performance was great!!!! pink's was my fav. very cool!!!! i'm a little sad that the BEP's didn't win for best album, but oh well.

yup

damnit!!!!!!!!

i loathe groundhogs

ltf

so i went to the gym the other day. (surprise-surprise) and there was a line to get in. but everyone was only going to one person. so i went to the 2nd lady. she smiled and said, "hey! you know how it works, you're a regular."

oh gawd! i go there too much. haha i've gone 20 times out of the 24 days that it has been open!!! nice.

guess i'm getting my money's worth! hehe


p.s. i will be going there today

pretty funny post

click me

here's the procedure that i am getting done! i really hope this works!!!

here's my back issue:

i have

- a herniated disc at L1
- degenerative disc disease at L1 & L2
- arthritis around L4, L5 and the sacrum

so yay! i'm a hot mess!!!!

wtf?

haha

well remember what i said about NOT going to the gym from 5-7.....? well i'm going up there at 530 today, so i can do another latin fusion class. wtf am i thinking? and it's a friday!!! it's like i want to have another headache and be pissed.

one day closer to my pain mgmt consultation!!!!!!

keep on pushin' through!

this weekend we are celebrating my sister's 25th birthday! i'm really excited about my gift to her. i can't wait to see her reaction!!!!

have a great weekend everyone!!!

xoxo

LTF

last night, nicole and i went to LTF to take one of the latin fusion classes. we didn't realize that it wasn't with the instructor that EVERYONE likes. it was with some other chick.

here are reasons why this class SUCKED MY ASS!!!!

1. she left the lights on at their brightest. *um no. now ppl can see how much i suck at this!

2. she had the music turned up so frickin loud that my ears/head still HURT/S *i'm all for loud music but this truly was riDICK!

3. her microphone was up so loud (and i thought the music was loud)! and she didn't talk into it, she YELLED into it! seriously? is she on f-ing crack?

4. there was a nice ratio of ppl to dance space- then all of a sudden 10 minutes into class 8 effing little kids came running in. and they stood right in front of nicole and i. *OMG! i had to modify every move so that i didn't step on them. throughout the whole class they kept looking out the window at their friends telling more of them to come in and try it. then they kept leaving and coming back-over & over!!!! how is this allowed!?!? and why didn't i complain?!?!

5. the whole time my back way frickin' killing me. and i just pissed me off that i had to be careful of what i was doing to make sure that i didn't hit a spot that i couldn't move. *this back thing needs to be fixed ASAP!!!!!

ugh! so then we walked out of the studio and the whole floor was surrounded by little kids! there are signs posted nobody under 12 is allowed up there! maybe they should change that to 16 or something. it was like a frickin' jungle gym.

UGH! ok.....whew.

*note to self- - do NOT go to gym from 5-7 pm on weekdays.


p.s. nicole & i are going to a class at 4:30 today.

dammit.

p.p.s. why the f*#k is "dammit" spelled that way? it should be "damnit," DAMMIT!

hehe :)

just my luck

i had to buy a damn gate bc i have to keep my dog from going into the living room while i'm gone. it's like 11 o'clock at night and i'm taking the gate out of the box. there is something lying on the ground away from the gate.

it's a piece of plastic that broke off of some part. wtf?!?! for $100 this gate SUCKS! so i pack the damn thing back up and i have to return it.

the next day- the sun is shining!!! totally weird bc of the shitty town that i live in. i decide to take my doggy for a walk. she's a little hesitant bc i had to put her damn coat on. (she pretends that she can't move in it. but when you say "daisy! wanna treat?" she comes running) dumbass. i'm smarter! so i just bought some under armour "cold gear" pants. bc i'm a freeze baby. i put them on and check out my ass in the mirror. then i look down and see a dang hole! AYFR?!? for $50 i'm returning this shit, too!!!!

anyway! we make it all the way to almost the end of ridgewood and she decides to not move. were talking stone still! ugh!!!! and it's freezing out! so we attempt to walk back home.

why is this dog so frustrating sometimes?

LTF

ok. so it's been 16 days and i still weigh the same and my legs are still squishy & undefined! WTF? i did, however, stretch my back out today and it went farther than it's been able to go for awhile. uh...YAY....er.

next monday is my appt with the pain management doctor. i'm really nervous, bc i am super excited & optimistic about it. but nothing else has worked so far, so that's why i'm so nervous. it's like what's the point? this probably won't work either.

i'm too young for this shit.

maybe my grandma was right. maybe i shouldn't have played so many sports my whole life.

soak it in........soak......it......in..............

austin is walking over to me so i can play with his balls...

i'm pretty sure that he is even licking his lips.

what?

"what? why are you leaving me, kristi?"- mark sanchez

"sorry- Dirty. there's a new kid in town. and he needs me."


"great job, Garcon! now i gotta get over to the sidelines to give a victory kiss to my girl."-AC

um-that'd be me! ;)

"hey!!! are you seriously gonna leave me hanging?"

yup.

ugh!!!

how in the HELL am i supposed to concentrate on the super bowl game

with austin collie playing?

damnit.

TDS...

whoa! ok MOST of you know my "dime story." those of you who do not: LONG story short....





i always find dimes in RANDOM places and there are never any other change with them. just a lonely dime. someone told me that it means that someone who you love (who is deceased) is saying "hi."





it's best when i'm really thinking hard about something or when something is really bothering me and then i find a dime! -- telling me everything is going to be okay.





sooooo...i got a call from my mom today. she is painting her spare bedroom. she was on the ground painting the baseboards and wanted to put a towel down to keep paint from getting on the floor. as she was doing this, she felt something shoved under the baseboard. she looked to see what it was and it was.....[drumroll]......a DIME!!! so i was like- oh that's really cool!!! then she said, "this is the room where papa passed away." Oh man, i didn't even think of that. then we both burst into tears. i think he is telling her, "great job, honey! i love the color." OR "what the hell are you thinking? this color is horrible, you haggggggg!" either way, it's pretty cool.

was papa telling my mom hi?

outlook good!

update

*been working about for over a week & my legs are still rippled. it's disGUSTing!!!

*my back is still frickin' killing me-- looking into something...again.

*my little sister is turning 25 on monday!!!!!

*it's still freezing outside. although yesterday i wore flip flops. (not smart- but i missed them)

*got a lot of stuff coming up. but i will probably neglect to take any pictures. since, i've noticed that i haven't been doing that lately. :/ sorry 'bout that.

total awesomeness

so....

...i came home one day and found that dino thing in the living room with it's collar all torn up. i guess daisy wanted a new toy.

it's nothing but fabric now. no eyes. no stuffing.

i went to the gym today. and i picked one of the best time slots to go. it was actually nice and calming. needless to say, i had a great workout. i'll prolly eat some ice cream later. hehe...


i know it will probably never go on sale, but if anyone sees the Sex and the City series on DVD go on sale- - please let me know!!! spanks!!!!

the duke's new jacket

don't let her fool you with that cute face.

she totally HATES it.

i figure- if we keep making her wear it and keep tricking her(she thinks she can't move with it on) she'll eventually like it.

foot in mouth

well ya know how i was ranting & raving about my job?? ugh! shouldn't have done that. i had the worst day yesterday. thank god it only lasted until 11am. anyway! it's over.

we were going to the gym & i was talking about how i was sweating "profusively." nicole noticed that i made up another word- but didnt want to say anything. then jimmy stopped me, "uh- you mean profusely." HAHA! yeah- whatev. the 3 of us were talking the other day about how we have really good peripheral vision. well i say that word wrong, too. mine sounds like "per-riff-free-uhl" nobody ever corrected me on that b4- how was i supposed to know? hehe.

i need to start making notes- - bc i did it again. i had something yesterday that i wanted to blog about & i forgot it...again. i DID remember that i fell off my bed last night. that was kinda funny.