yellow rose

12.11.2009

the kids

"come on, i don't wanna..."

"do you hear what i hear?"

"will ya stop sniffing me & just look at the damn camera?"

"fine, if he doesn't corporate, then i'm not going to either."

"when is santa coming?"

"alright, if the 2 of you just sit there nicely, i'll give you a treat!"

no joke-and NO photoshop. they both licked their lips at that point.

HA!

i saw this on someone's blog (forgot where, sorry) but i think it's hilariously disgusting

12.10.2009

sending christmas cards!

is it bad, that i am LAUGHING SOOOOO HARD RIGHT NOW?

i seriously can't stop!!!!

12.06.2009

she was stumbling all over the bar last night. then when she got back, he took her shoe off and started sucking on her toes.....um...

when they left the WHOLE bar watched them outside and we all laughed as she totally bit it. jolly good time.

Sunday Volleyball League Playoffs: we played the #1 team and lost in 2, putting us at 3rd place. but it was really awesome! we almost beat them. score was 25-21. and the dud, i mean dude, who hits the ball at girls as hard as he can (which is like 99 mph)...yeah i spiked the ball at him and he got hurt attempting to dig it, so HA!

This Wednesday we have the last night of playoffs. we are in 2nd place right now. wish us luck!!

* i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense.

* we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldn't get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.

* that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...

* i'm partying with a unicorn. you don't even KNOW...

*all i want to do is slam 38 beers, eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in a taco bell parking lot.

* i get free beer, too. it's called a vagina & it's accepted everywhere- like visa.